I lived in Texas for 20 years, so I do know Texas.
Texans to this day hold a grudge about getting their ass whupped in the Civil War.
Texans gave us George W. Bush, the assassination of John Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, and Ross Perot.
Texans believe the Dallas Cowboys are “God’s Team,” even while Michael Irvin shoves a loaded gun into a stripper’s crotch, and his teammates run their own private “White House” for adulterous sexcapades.
Some Texans, to this day, talk about seceding from the “Union.” Jesus Christ … why don’t we let them? Has this state done anything but damage to the United States? Let them go back to Mexico, and the sooner, the better.
