Dogslurps

November 23, 2008

Media Jerks

Filed under: Uncategorized — dogslurp @ 6:15 am

I used to work in the media, so it sickens me when people attack “the media” for all of our social ills.

It’s not “the media,” because the media comprises People magazine, The National Enquirer, The Wall Street Journal, and The New York Times.

People who assume “the media” is one entity are ignorant.

But I am sick of these media personalities, like “tough guy” Geraldo Rivera, who I am watching right now. This loser, never considered a real journalist (Remember Al Capone’s vault? Remember his Jerry Springer days?), is bemoaning the “pain” of the middle class. Awww, how sweet of this adulturous loser ….

Does anyone really think Geraldo, or Bill, or Anderson, seriously empathizes with “middle-class” Americans? These media assholes are going to be fine, they know it, and they don’t give a shit about average Americans.

So if you want to trash “the media” and are referring to these TV assholes — and not respectable institutions like the New York Times — more power to you.

November 15, 2008

Gay Marriage

Filed under: Uncategorized — dogslurp @ 4:03 am

I’m against it. But no, not for the reason you think. Like I told one of my gay friends (yes, I actually have them; he was the best man in my wedding and is a friend since childhood), it has nothing to do with hetero vs. homosexual love … it has everything to do with economics.

Right now, the system is set to discriminate against anyone who is not part of a heterosexual union. Remember the so-called, repealed “marriage penalty”?

Giving gays the same legal rights as hetero couples makes an unfair system even more unfair — against singles, of any sexual persuasion.

Easy solution? Do not grant ANY person special tax benefits, regardless of sexual orientation or marital status. I would make an exception for couples (gay and straight) who have kids.

But someone please tell me why any couple, gay or straight, childless, should get tax benefits that single people do not. And don’t give me this crap about “you could always get married.” Easy to say to some 22-year-old punk … not so easy to say to middle-aged, divorced people.

So gays (and Hollywood celebrities), stop screaming about “discrimination” until you acknowledge that you are not the ONLY group suffering from it. In fact, I’m guessing there are one helluva lot more single people screwed by the tax system than gays.

November 5, 2008

The Verdict Is In

Filed under: Uncategorized — dogslurp @ 5:38 am

God Bless America. It still works.

November 1, 2008

Payback Time

Filed under: Uncategorized — dogslurp @ 5:02 am
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The Republicunts and Cuntservatives are beginning to panic … as well they should. They are hurling the old “Anti-American” bullshit at liberals, even though it’s plain as day who the real “anti-Americans” are …

So go vote, true Americans. Show these assholes what we think of them.

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